My lovely buddy Jamie made me this wonderful Ghazal poem. I thought I would give you guys a gift and share it with you! Enjoy!
Morose Christmas Ghazal to Pedro
Lady Gaga & Miley Cyrus Join their hands
to pray for your crotch- a hope that hands
Will graze them soon, to lull you from the non-
self -inducing dry spell, to relieve your hands.
This Christmas I hope he comes, in your face (yes you meant it like that lol)
a man sent down too show off, Hands in hand!
as 2009 winds down, I hope there's an invite
to a party in your pants on hand.
To you, Pedro, The best shall come
in your face, in your mouth, but not in your hand!